Dr. Mr. Slezak...
I am writing you again on behalf of all us fabulous cougars, cougars in training ....and kittens in the den.....I have felt inspired by my wonderful friend DCismyBF to write on our behalf to once again please, please include us in your final interview with our sexy fantasy that is David Cook!
I mean this is how it is.....I am a 29 year old woman who while not that much older than our sexy.....still feel the need to want to push him up against a wall and do such inappropriate things to him......David Cook.....By the way once again....I am an engaged.....soon to be married woman and I can't no matter how I try.....get that licktaskic man out of my mind!!!
So here is the thing.....I don't know if he knows what he is doing to us women or if he even cares to stop it but he should know about this fabulous group of women who can seem to do anything other than discuss the various....ways we want to do such things to him.........ok....I will stop right now.....Im getting out of control.
Anyway.....if you could please ask him on behalf of all of us gals in Tawanda's den to please stop torturing us by being just as hot and out of control licktastic as he is that would be nice......or at least ask if he would appear at my bachelorette party so he could take advantage of me one of my last days as a single woman......I would have no problem with that....as long as you don't mention any of this to my fiance.....I should probably stop talking before I get into any more trouble.....love ya any way Cookie...and Michael Slezak.....I should go to bed now before I get into more trouble.....Love ya!
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DCismyBF 05/25/08
Wheeewwww! Needin' cigarette once again! (And I don't even smoke!)
palais 05/25/08
Wow... wow... wow...
bardgal 05/25/08
Oh. my.
That's my little CIT..... what a good baby cougar you are!!!!
I'm very proud.
SoIntoItGirl 05/25/08
Great Job
Can't wait till the bachelorette party!
Grrrrrrrrrrr!
Scarlett 05/25/08
Thanks ladies!! It was just something I thought I should get off my chest.....But if Sexy did show up to the bachelorette party what a fine party that would be!
JWG 05/25/08
bachelorette party!! wahoo--pin-the-tail-on-whatever-part-of-the-Cookie we-want-to-do-shots-off-of game anyone?
Scarlett 05/25/08
Oooh JWG.....that sounds like it will be my new favorite game ever!
Bitten 05/25/08
Spin the Donkey, anyone? I call the area from the nape of the neck to the ear. *Lick* All Mine. Not. Sharing. Evah!!!!
JWG 05/25/08
on both sides, you selfish thing?
SoIntoItGirl 05/25/08
Ok Bitten, agreed that is yours.
I am calling the lips, I can feel the face burn from ScruffyMcLoverFest's facial hair now. Plus those lips are just oh so sensual!
He is just so damn beautiful - *sigh*
palais 05/25/08
Mmmmmmm....
Size Thirteen Boots....
Bitten 05/25/08
Now, palais... I know where you're going with this. That little area right there would be what we like to call the "common area". That's right, every one of us in this here co-op has paid our dues, fully expecting maximum use of the "common areas".... Righhhhhht,, mah ladies? Oh, and SIIG, the cookie crumbs leading to the common area have been zoned "common" as well... sorry.
Bitten 05/25/08
Oh, and I only want the left side, JWG.
Bitten 05/25/08
Dayum, we really are NC-17! And it's a mid-afternoon on a Sunday. I should go to church...
DCismyBF 05/25/08
I think I'm blushing! And definitely laughing out loud!! My daughter is asking incessantly "What's so funny?" What do I say??
BTW... Sointoit... the LIPS are common ground too! Sorry, gurl, you can only "claim" a body part that doesn't "give back". *wink*
Scarlett 05/25/08
I leave for a few hours and you gals have all claimed some of the best parts!!!! Now since it is my bachelorette party am I allowed a "taste" of all the areas anyway? ....as well as multiple uses of the common areas? Also, while some of us are waiting our turn, it may be a good idea to bring that mechanical bull back out we were using at the pre-game party!
Scarlett 05/25/08
Now I am blushing DC thinking about the areas that "give back"!
JWG 05/25/08
fine--right side is mine, bitten. I have a tendency to lean to the right, anyway. ;-)
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