Hello Fellow Goddesses! You too - Collin and SG!

This is the ALL ABOUT ME blog, right? Oh good! I am in the right place.
So, please sit, lets talk about ME...because of course, ME is MY favorite topic!
Oh, how fun! What? It's your favorite topic too!
**high pitched giggle - wriggles in chair - all while looking fabulous**
Well, where to begin? Uh! I know just the place, with ME!

So, you see, I was an Idol Virgin until just this season.
I gave Mr. Cook my SpeedDialVotin' Cherry...Yes, He Was Soooo Worth it!
**blushing ever so slightly, while stroking my iphone**

Want to know my First Impression of Mr. Cook?
Silly me, well of course you do!
First, thought - eh gads that hair, workable though, totally workable.
Second thought - oooh, those EYES... and what is that - a Crooked Smile! Purring Commences.
Third thought - Hmmmm, what is that funny feeling? I think I'm swaying a bit - He's RockingMeGently!
Fourth thought - Strum that Les Paul Baby....Nice Biceps! Can I lick that Tattoo?
(I couldn't count anymore, completely lost track)...was just thinking - Paaahhhhlease don't STOP!
Then came the commercial break....I was almost THERE!
**eyes glistening with a mist of tears**
I know - It was, It was Terrible for ME!

Out of sheer frustration I logged onto the American Idol website, yet found it was lacking a little something - needed some Panache.
The video content was good, but the Forum Threads kept falling off like and avalanche!
Worst of all, there was not a lick of Organization in the Forum!
Yes Sweets, we ALL KNOW how important Organization is, especially to ME!
So anyway, I dabbled around there for a bit and found it most unsatisfactory.
Then the NERVE of those Idolaters...I was banned from that site!
Don't they know who I am??? Hello, it's ME!

Searching the good old WWW with help of Google, I happened upon the TVFan.
It was like a Blogger's Paradise!
I poked around and found Bitten, Palias and all the other Tawanda Girls - Collin too!
I felt right at home with them in a bloggin' bliss!
Muwha! Snaps to you Ladies - Collin too!

From that came the expansion project of 2008 - in the CyberJungle.
Just staking claim and buying up the extra property for the future, like good old Uncle Walt - you know, Disney.
Our first Den, the one you need to visit at www.BittenByACougar.com , just recently opened - plugged in the DSL May 2008!

That Sexy Guy - SG...you know, the one that types in the British accent, he tricked out the new Lair there for us.
He's getting married though, sorry ladies, but if he wasn't getting married, it would still be "sorry ladies"
**makes quotation marks with fingers in the air**
Because I found him first!
Sorry Kelly (the Fiancee).
Yes, I remember the talk we had, I know he's yours!
I fondly refer to him as my CyberGawd!
Be sure to let him know how HAWT the place looks when you visit!
You can attach your LurrrvNotes to his profile as visitor messages.
Mine is already there, go take a peek!
After all, taken or not, everyman needs a little Cougar CyberLurvin!
Ok, wait - how did I get off topic - suppose to be gabbing about ME!

So, here we sit, You and ME!
Aching Fingers from all that typing, Sore Wrists with carpal tunnel from mouse clicking all day, glazed over eyes from the monitor glare, piles of work just waiting for us.
Yet, feeling completely fine with it...why you ask?
Because with each window toggle and suspicious grin or giggle, we have keep up on all the latest David Cook ManGasms (thanks for that one Bitten) from the comfort of this glorious place that is http://www.bittenbyacougar.com

Thanks and come back anytime, I'm always up for a little chat about ME!
Be sure to register, pic your avi start out with the Welcome to the Jungle thread and Post in the  - All About ME thread...but it will be about you, of course.
Feel free to invite your friends to the Jungle, you don't want them to miss out!

Mariskahargitay to you!
SIIG

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Tawanda's Lair