DJ here, just wanted to send out a tribute to my idol and if i was gay my lover Jack Bauer. I seem to have a hidden talent for poems especially funny and perverted poems so i will give it a shot cause thats the kind of guy i am..

Ode to Jack

Armed with a gun he plays a dangerous game

He kills mad terrorists thats where he got his fame

He will take out your eye ball like its no big deal

His name is Jack Bauer and he knows how to keep it real

Torturing people is his favorite part

F*** he even held up Apu at the kwik-e-mart

He will kill the President if that is what has to be done

Jack even did heroin which really wasnt fun

F*** with his family and you will die hard

So just dont do it you f****in ****

My favorite part was when he bit into this one dude's neck

"Excuse me waiter, call 911, i think id like my check"

He has the full package, anything can make this dude tick

But watch out you anger him and you migh get slapped with his d**k

I hope you guys liked this and had some fun

I have to go Jack has got me in sight with his gun!

24 returns in November for a 2 hour prequel episode and then season 7 starts back up in January, i cant wait!!