The VIEW from Las Vegas, A Real Jungle!
Chippendales...Grrr. Me Likey the Chipps!
You rub me the right way, in all the right places!
HAWT! Nice exit boyzzzz!
The Venus Club - Topless Pool
Hmmmm.
Lets talk about...Old Relationships and X-husbands - Snoozefest Booooring!
WHOOPI! - Race in America, we're ALL Real Americans.
Vote for Joy! First Ammendment and Freedom of Speech.
BREAK, cut the DECK
- Enter DAVID COOK - The American Idol
Hollah, get yur Suggah ready....
Oh baby, you look tired Luvah! That rise to fame got your Mojo's hunney?
You trimmed the face fur, lookin' fine Sexy!
Whew, it's getting HAWT in here and it ain't the HEAT from Vegas!
Need more eye contact - lookin' for the CFM eyes! Giv'um up!
What SexFace, sun in your eyes? Did you ferget your shades, oh thats right, you only wear your sunglasses at night.
866 idols 01 & 02
You big liarh - I am callin' you out - Elizabeth Hasslebeck!
You were voting like a mad COUGAR for for David Cook, I saw you groping him twice on the way in.
Did he feel good, I bet he did!
My Arse you voted for Archie.
FANS!!!!!
Archie, uh yeah, I think girls are my fans, I'm not too sure of anything - Gosh, I just sing.
Hello Luvah! That KC tart -we're glad she's somewhere else...that's right where she should be!
So, who are YOUR American Idols, who did you revere or look up to?
Archie - duh, you mean musically?
No this is American History class Archie!
SNAPS for Joy - "...yeah musically, isn't that your field?"
OUCH! That had to hurt!
- Eva Cassidy, who the Fock is Eva Cassidy? Ahhh, it's a girl.
Still no clue who the fock she is though.
Here she is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW97ydJo1zo
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Must be where he gets his SQUINTY from.
Always thought that was Cyndi Lauper's song.
Oh well...
Quick! - transition to COOK.
Dad was a guitar player - new bit of information here.
Then the same old - yadda yadda ...eclectic musical upbringing.
There's his mamma in the audience - Muwah! Love ya Beth!
Resentment (Don't Listen David)
Cook vies.......Hmmmmm? (cute face as always)
Jeff Bad Dad...????
Controlling Stage Parent, Achie is a good kid...blah blah blah.
Slip of Lyrics - BURN ARCHIE BURN!
That had to hurt to have your Dad bring that up again - OUCH again!
I'd call that Twice BITTEN!
Archie Sings - Stand By Me...Hurry up clear the stage, carry that last chair off!
Gaspy inhales heavily through the song, it's the humidity, adds the lyric "Beautiful Gurls" can you pass me my inhaler.
Not bad, well done Archie!
Here he is SexOnLegs, Strummin'Luvah...my GeeTarh Hero!
Yes, Yes! He is strummin' it for us! Yeee Haw!
Time of My Life, we have now tasted all the flavors of the rainbow, several times!
Idol, can't you hold a focus group and determine when enough of this song is ENOUGH!
Now is ENOUGH!
Let your Pot of Gold sing something else, anything else!
Sexy is even tired of the CrappyArse song, it went gold, what more do you want?
I'd even take a Dream Big at this point...and be happy to hear it!
So, the sunshine is in his eyes again, hate to see him have to squint, it's okay, close your eyes, we like you that way just fine too!
Let's check the wardrobe...Rubber WristBands- check...No Bandana Thingy, No Necklaces - wait a minute.
Why are you wearing long sleeves Dahlin'?
Did your stylist run off with those Damn Chippendales and Sherri?
It's HAWT and so are you, should be stylin' one of those Black t-shirts honey!
Where is the big sexy come hither sparkly (it was good for me too) smile at the end?
Just a little smirky grin and a thank you...is it ‘cause your mamma is crying in the audience?
Rest up Luvah! Meet you back stage!
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Tawanda's Lair
Comments
Cookie's Sugarmama 06/25/08
Big Sexy needs some home cookin' and righteous TLC from someone who knows how to give it. His mojo may be worn out, but dang, it's still hot as Hades. Bless his Mama, she makes perty babies.
Salemskeeper 07/02/08
wow, that's a lot of tags. For those of us normals who's life isn't AI this post doesn't even make sense. Like another language! Sheesh
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