it's a sad day in project runway land. our resident short short sporter is no longer, and that my friends, is a travesty. no, not because dear wesley was cut short before his prime (which he was) or because he was robbed of his place in the competition (again, which he was) or even because his garmant was better looking than wet blanket leanne's (which it arguably was), but because he's so damn cute! very remnant of season 2's daniel vosovic with his crooked smile that was oh so endearing. everything about him screamed adorable, from the top of his soft serve hair-do to the bottom of his loafered chicken legs. sigh...

anywho, i am becoming less and less impressed with this season of runway. there are absolutely no standout characters. wait, let me re-phrase: there are absolutely no standout characters WHO DON'T MAKE ME WANT TO JAM PENCILS IN MY EARS! blayne, suede, stella, jerell... they are all so irritating! granted blayne's 'licious'-ness was at a grateful minimum this week, but that doesn't make me like him one bit more. he's still creepy. and suede talking about suede like suede is another person other than suede? no thank you. the other two just get on my nerves, nothing in particular, they just do.

as for the challenge, another snoozer. making coctail  dresses out of green material? at first, i thought that meant they had to use green fabric (which i think would have been more fun) but then i realized it was the OTHER kind of green, which, to mood, means boring colors and textures. but it's not the designers fault. in a PROJECT RUNWAY FIRST, the models did the shopping! dun dun dunnn! ok, was it just me, or were we lead to believe this "first" was going to something, oh i don't know, exciting? big whoop, they don't get the choice of fabric. how about they take a page out of shear genius' book and they have to make their garmant blindfolded, or maybe swap designs halfway through the challenge. this was the equivalent of one of those huge fireworks you get every july that costs like $50, but when you go to light it, nothing happens. dud.

as for suede winning the challenge, i guess mummified ballerinas are "in". i mean, if natalie portman would wear it, that must say something. though i do believe suede would dress her in his dress and keep her in a jewlery box, forcing her to do a little dance when he opens it. that 40s dame kenley should have won. even though her dress was remnant of daniel v's flower-inspired dress in season 2 and christian's avante garde dress last season, it outshined the tutu hands down. actually, i think terri should have won! i'm just not understanding why the judges send back some of the best outfits. her navy blue fluffy-collared dress was clearly the best looking AND wearable. eh, what can you do?