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Or from Hollywood. Welcome, friends and fellow fans of what's probably the least essential TV show on the planet. Do TV shows really exist on the planet? I know the people who work on them do, and the film equipment and crap, but the actual SHOW sort of exists in the ETHER, man. That was deep -- fittingly, about as deep as each episode's most crucial moment. Hmmm.

 What is a typical "Dancing With the Stars" episode's most crucial moment?

a) Split second before Samantha Harris first opens her mouth

b) When the first pair is done with their dance and has to awkwardly join the audience in acknowledging the debatable merits of the Harold Wheeler Orchestra

c) Triumphant paso doble cape fling -- where will it land?!?!

d) Bruno's most long-winded, nonsensical butchering of whatever was on his Metaphor-a-Day desk calendar.

e) None of the above -- make your own CRUCIAL suggestion, below.

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The moment after Samantha Harris asks a ridculously inappropriate question, and then the shot of the celebrity trying to figure out how they should answer without looking equally ridiculous.

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I think it's the moment Samantha Harris bungles some part of the English language.

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