Class, (or rather other Big Brother fans-the few, the proud, the voyeurs) today's lesson is what we have learned from the season of housemates so far. I know, they are all single (with a few exceptions), they are all hot (also with a few exceptions) and they are competing for half a million dollars and secondly love.  So, here is a list of things we learned from watching this educational season of BB9

1. Lying to people about a little thing about your real life boyfriend can actually turn into a big thing.

2.  If you tell someone that someone else called them a snake, you better be telling the truth or else you are out the door.

3.  If someone is not into you and tells you that you are annoyning that is because someone is not into you and you are annoyning, not because they are using reverse psychology and secretly like you.

4.  And is not a letter in the alphabet.

5. Cereal is not spelled cereel

6. Similar to number 1:Lying about a lesbian relationship to a gay guy and then admitting that it was fake will probably hurt your relationship towards said guy.

7. Whipped cream +hot tub=not for America's eyes. 

8. If everybody in the house hates you and you are voted out uniamousy (twice), don't tell the Chenbot that you are "very shocked" about your elimination.

9.  Extremely short shorts are in!  (Hurray!)

10. Slop is apparently the worst four letter word of all.

11.  Cussing constantly doesn't make you smarter.

12.KANSAS is now the place to find Big Brother Housemates.

13. Swearing on the Bible doesn't mean anything if you don't believe in the Bible.

14. Chewing out your partner in front of everything is not exactly the best strategy.

15. Similar to 14, Chewing out another player who wasn't in the wrong in front of everybody isn't the best strategy either.

16.  and finally.  If you go on national tv, make sure you don't say that could end up losing you your job.

All right, those are my lessons. If anyone else has any, send them my way.