The Lost-Offs: Fights you never thought you'd see (pt 1)

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Week 2 of Lost's mini-hiatus continues. And so do the withdrawals. This time I thought I'd do something a little bit different.  I've always wondered who would win in a fight, Sawyer or Jack? Both dudes know how to throwdown if need be. So I got to thinking... And all that thinking got me blogging...

Face Off:

Michael shoots Ana Lucia. ("Two for the Road")  (promotional still) VS. Desmond shooting Mikhail with a harpoon ("Through the Looking Glass")  (promotional still)

Both men have an unrelenting determination to be reunited with the ones they love. It's hard to say who's more desperate. Michael has proven he's willing to kill to get what he wants. For Penny, I have no doubt Desmond would do the same.

  • Michael's pros: Art and engineering.
  • Micahel's cons: Clouded judgement. Short temper.
  • Desmond's pros: Some military training.
  • Desmond's cons: Alcohol. Cowardace. 

 

Face Off:

Click to view full size image VS.  Ana shooting Shannon ("Abandoned")

Arguably the 2 toughest women on the show, Kate and Ana Lucia are both very capable of playing with the big boys. I couldn't resist pairing the fugitive against the cop. For all their differences they have many similarites; like jumping Sawyer.

  • Kate's pros: Naturally athletic. Everyone likes her.
  • Kate's cons: Thinking she knows what's good for people.
  • Ana's pros: Police trained. Strong for her size.
  • Ana's cons: Poor judgment. No one likes her.

 

Face Off:

After leaving the island, Sayid does dangerous work for Ben. ("The Economist") VS. Eko as a warlord

It's hard to find good competition for the great Sayid, but if anyone can take him, Mr. Eko can. The dude is huge! And he has no fear! The soldier-turned-assassin may have met his match in this giant druglord-turned-priest.

  • Sayid's: pros: Knowledge in many areas. "Communications."
  • Sayid's cons:
  • Eko's pros: Size and strength. Virtually fearless.
  • Eko's cons: hard to communicate with.

 

Face Off:

Danny holding Sawyer at gunpoint. ("I Do") VS. Mikhail, after shooting Sayid outside The Flame ("Enter 77")

If the Others are divided, chances are these two won't be seing eye to eye (yuk yuk). In the red corner wearing blue trunks is Mikhail. A Loyalist to the end. In the blue corner is Pickett. Don't kill his wife, or you'll be sorry!

  • Pickett's pros: pretty tough when you've got a taser
  • Pickett's cons: without a weapon, he's not much
  • Mikhail's pros: Military discipline. 9 lives?
  • Mikhail's cons: he may have used them all up

 

Face Off:

 VS. Hurley narrowly avoids being impaled by Locke. ("Further Instructions")  (promotional still)

I've always felt like Charlie was an underrated major player on the show. Hurley can get a mean streak if you call him too many names. They would never fight, they're best friends! Unless Hurley ate Claire. Or the baby. Then it'd be on!

  • Chalire's pros: Underdogged determination. Musical talent.
  • Charlie's cons: Can be obsessive. Maybe he's compensating
  • Hurley's pros: Fun-loving. Probably stronger than Charlie
  • Hurley's cons: Not really the fighting type.

 

Face Off:

Jack aids Claire, who he believes may be in labor ("Pilot, Part 1")  (promotional still) VS. Traumatized Shannon, right after the crash ("Pilot, Part 1")  (promotional still) 

These 2 are the opposite of Kate and Ana Lucia. Claire has gone from "the pregnant one" to the token "damsel in distress." A title previously owned by Ms. Rutherford. Let's say brothers and boyfriends are banned from ringside. One on one, who wins? 

  • Claire's pros: At least she didn't sleep with her brother
  • Claire's cons: But there's still the matter of that dang baby 
  • Shannon's pros: Didn't get prematurely knocked up.
  • Shannon's cons: Unless the fight's in France, she's worthless.

 

There you have it! A fan favorite battle royale. Weigh in on who wins!

Apr182008_987_lg

Haha! Love it!

So clearly, Desmond would own Michael. Michael's a wuss, and Desmond is a raw mofo.

Kate would beat Ana Lucia solely based on the fact that she focuses her anger better.

Sayid beats Eko because Sayid beats everyone. Fo sho'.

Mikhail beats Danny, because Danny never succeeds in killing anyone, whereas Mikhail does. Plus, even if Danny did kill Mikhail, he'd come back to life. Seriously, what's with this dude?

Charlie would win if only because he has killed before, and Hurley couldn't kill someone if he tried (besides making decks collapse).

Let's see....Claire went through childbirth with no epidural, Shannon went through....having to eat carbs? Yeah, Claire wins.

Jan132006_858_lg

Desmond beats Michael: good over evil

Ana Lucia would destroy Kate!! She had more guts than Jack, Jin, Kate, Sawyer, Locke, and...uh...Bernard put together! But even that doesn't top Sayid. It does top Kate, though.

Sayid would have a long, tough battle, but would somehow be able to topple Mr. Eko. He is unstoppable.

Mikhail is too rampant for Danny to possibly win this. End of story.

I hope a Charlie/Hurley fight never happens. Kinda sad to think of Hurley's lovable persona to be done away with then and there. But Charlie would win, por supuesto.

Claire would kick the living crap out of Shannon! Are you joking??

BTW, good post, once again!
Props/kudos to you, my friend!

Jan132006_858_lg

Oh, and Jack would beat Sawyer. No contest.

Sep292006_899_lg

Thanks, I'm enjoying these! Here are my picks:

Desmond
Ana-Lucia
Sayid
Patchy
Charlie
Claire

Sep292006_899_lg

Realized I didn't post my reasons...

Desmond would own Michael. Look at that picture, even his shirt can't contain him.

Ana-Lucia is just tougher.

Sayid takes all, despite the power of Eko's Jesus stick.

Charlie would beat Hurley; he's small and fast. Though even I could beat Hurley.

I imagine Shannon would go for the hair-pulling and scratching, but Claire would just beat her down.

Apr182008_987_lg

"Look at that picture, even his shirt can't contain him."

You are my hero.

Apr152005_815_lg

Here are my picks!

Desmond
Kate
Sayid
Charlie
Claire

Oh, and Sawyer would so beat Jack. Jack would be too busy crying.

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