OOOOOOHHH!!!! Group sing is "All I Ask of You"!!! Aw, booooo. I know it's a group sing, but where's the tenderness? Where's the romance? The girls are actually better than the boys. Man, this stinks.
Score for ALW! He defended Brooke and made us all laugh with the zinger, "Losing your way happens to the best of people. It happened a couple of times last night on the judges' panel, actually." Burn! Paula had the decency to blush. And he was honest enough to call Brooke flawless at the rehearsal. But oy, what a geeky little guy he is. His mannerisms!That was certainly a funky commercial. And it's Danny Noriega's song. Wonder how he felt about that. David C looks cool... Syesha is scary... Carly looks... the same... David A still manages to look completely preppy...
But we have to get rid of people now. To get rid of the total lack of suspense, Ryan tells the Davids right away that they're safe. Did anyone else want to know what kind of "sweet" Simon was eating? Peppermint? Reese Piece? Hershey Kiss? Candy corn?
Ooof, Clay Aiken looks HORRID in the visiting video. A person's hair should not be the same color as his skin.
Now for the fabled Leona Lewis, newest discovery of Simon Cowell... woman in need of a slip. What, she's too poor to buy one? And what stylist let her walk out of stage in such a gorgeous dress paired with clunky goth bracelets and black nail polish?! Can you say tacky? Yes, I am a fan of "What Not To Wear".
Syesha and Brooke come out next, hand in hand. *whimpers* Goodbye, sweet little ray of sunshine. Good b-- WHAT?! She's safe! My goodness she's safe! She made it! I can't believe it! She can't believe it! The entire watching nation is floored. Maybe they're both safe? I'm relatively happy Brooke is safe, but Syesha finally did good for once, but she's being punished with the shiny stool of ignominy. Jason, I think, is just as floored, since he's kneeling at the railing. Or maybe he's praying?
Jason and Carly are out now. I would feed Carly to the wolves to save Jason, but she did pretty well last week (though I stick by my conviction that he did as well!). The former seems rattled while the latter is a little deflated. Both know anything can happen. Jason, possibly to maintain stress, begins to hum. I personally think it's adorable. And it worked, because he's safe. I want to know what he said to Carly.
Gah. Now we have a Bottom Two song rehash. Happily, Carly brings up what NO ONE else did by crowing, "I remembered all the words this time!" Points for her. She'll need those points later, because she's going home. I don't think I'll buy an album.
So yeah, it's not fair. Brooke should have gone, but she didn't. Syesha maybe should have left before Carly, but she didn't. Davie A needs to be rattled, but he wasn't. Que sera sera.
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