David Cook won American Idol.David Cook also appeared sans pants in a Guitar Hero commercial.Excuse me for a moment, my brain is broken....DAVID COOK WON AMERICAN IDOL!!!!I'm sorry, right now I have no journalistic, equal-opportunity integrity...I am so freakin' happy right now I almost…
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Recapping Idol this week is tough (and honestly kind of dull) because the Top 3 seems to be a foregone conclusion. Last night, Jason Castro did everything to get himself booted short of saying flat-out, "Please, America, do not vote for me." I have no problem with Jason Castro signing Bob…
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Andrew Lloyd Webber, you are a cheeky ****. I kind of want to write this whole review around you. But I won't, because no one would read it. They want to hear about how Syesha blew the roof off the place last night, Brooke continued her televised mental breakdown and David Cook almost…
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I have to admit, my respect for Kristy Lee Cook shot up exponentially watching her last night. She was definitely well past her Idol expiration date, but I really don't think she deserved to go home based on her performance during Mariah Week. Of course, at this point may people are voting for…
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I went into Mariah week fearing for the three remaining men in the Idol race. Mariah Carey is pretty much the epitome of the power-voiced pop diva. Her vocal range stretches eight octaves, and her astonishing ability to hit power notes and pull off ridiculous runs is second-to-none. Moreover, she…
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