....errr...I couldn't resist calling So You Think You Can Dance a funny name. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Okay, so I totally blew it and went to dinner with my ex tonight instead of watching the show. I arrived to see the last 10 minutes of that LA pop-locker boy twisting his body into inhuman shapes and Mia…
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I knew the two hour season finale of AI was going to be tedious, and this was proven right off the bat by the Top 12 singing yet another moldy oldy -- Get Ready -- while the past contestants of So You Think You Can Dance writhed around them. It was a frenzy of long camera angles, uninspired singing…
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The corniness factor was off the scale tonight as David Archuleta and David Cook faced off on the American Idol finale. The whole boxing thing -- with the Davids coming out in boxing gloves, the Rocky them, the "let's get ready to rumble" guy announcing -- was so over the top I…
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As expected, Syesha Mercado was sent home tonight on American Idol. She was no match for the juggernaut of David Archuleta and David Cook, who were coronated as the final two weeks ago. There were 56 million votes cast, but no word on how that broke down between the Top 3 -- not that it really…
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The decision to ban Tickle Me Archuleta's whacko stage dad from rehearsals has dominated American Idol since late last week, overshadowing The Top 3 and next week's finale. The rumors about Little David's papa turned out to be true, and the crap hit the fan last week when Daddy…
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