My Thoughts: Wow, going rather low there, aren't ya, Paula? I thought I was the only one who was a tad scandalized until Ryan piped up, "I think you need to button that one, Paula. It's a TV-G show." ^_^ We're launched into another horrific group sing that seems even more…
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Alright, so Syesha is still doused in sparkles and is still pairing gold and silver. I know it's no longer taboo and is actually "in", but I hate the look. Paula, however, looks much worse in her garish, oversized 80's sequins. David A is also looking a little rough. From far away,…
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Alright, you KNOW I have to start off critiquing the judges' wardrobe. Paula, at least, is simple and covered up tonight, but she and Randy clash horribly. Don't you think they would get together and coordinate? It's hard to clash with Simon, though, because he's wearing that gray…
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But as everyone knows, the REAL story is Paula's gaffe, also known as the Most Magnificent Oops. The contestants were supposed to be graded on their performances after the second song, but for some unknown reason Ryan called them all onstage after the first song. Randy gave his usual,…
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Alright, I'm going to critique performances and then get down to the REAL hulabaloo. ~~ First off, my clothing ire is saved for the hideous duo of Ryan's skinny tie and Brooke's entire outfit. Pastel, deadly dull blue pirate shirt with a too-big black belt and... glitter pants? She…
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