Dear Michael Slezak, I understand that mah Ladies have bombarded you with lust-filled blogs regarding our newest American Idol, David Cook. Let me just say that if you have read any of these blogs by my “Former” Tawanda’s Den members, well I am truly sorry. Those…
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So... y'all are familiar with my little Guitar Hero sex toy saga, right? Yah, SoIntoItGirl was nice enough to order me one, and the damned thing crapped out on me when I tried to kick it into "SexFaceMoneyNote" speed... which is really the ONLY speed, yah, right?…
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As you know from that Most Exquisite FINAL Never to Blog Again Recap that I penned last night, I have retired my Bloggin Boots. They’re sittin on the shelf with my Poison Pen. And my sex toys. That I bought from Syesha. This is NOT a blog. Kay, I know it’s…
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Copy from 5/20/2008 Recap:Cue the Choir, it’s time for the American Idol Season 7 Final Smackdown!!! We’ve battled wind, rain and Neil Diamond to reach this moment and, on this glorious night at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, the two Davids face off one final time. To my…
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American Idol, Season 7. Final 3 Elimination Round. Awright Peeps, let’s recap tonight’s events! Douchecrest: Paula, your boobies are hanging out. And you’re distracting Randy. And me. If I liked boobies. Do I like boobies? …
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