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I feel like I just ran a marathon...4 hours of dialing and texting. Two… Read
Cue the Choir, it’s time for the American… Read
The corniness factor was off the scale tonight as David Archuleta and David… Read
Although you admitted that David Archuleta was incredible tonight, I didn't care for the snarky …
I will, when it's my turn.
Archbot might have sang every not spot on but he was still boring and creepy. Simon seems like a …
I thought all finalists had first right of refusal clauses with 19? And I thought both the top two …
Don't forgive me, just vote for Cookie. He needs it.
i was outside the Nokia theater yesterday, right before the big David vs. David showdown - i do a …
i was outside the Nokia theater yesterday right before the big David vs. David showdown - i do a …
Cook fans have always supported Jason, where have you been?? check out the voting results on some …
I thought all finalists had first right of refusal with 19, and the top two were locked? What say …
The Archuletaloonies finally reveal themselves. Have you guys joined that Archey Angel Cult of Doom …
I'll forgive you, because I have faith that we can crank it out.
voting like there's no tomorrow here, Collin...thank gawd for Gizmo. I will never EVER watch this …
I would love to have been inside DC's head. I wonder if he really did throw it or was just having a …
Start drinking and miss Jason Castro who will be the only person making watching the finale worth …
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Lawdy...now I see why it took you so long to post. You are practically foaming at the mouth...and …
Bitten, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU! After Cookelicious you were the best thing about IDOL …
Hello, Lover.
Bitten..........your blog has been definitely my favorite on the web. You have had an amazing …
Bitten, you bring me to tears and laughter that is heard next door. I bow to you - you are like no …
Bitten, Luv, you know I've got your back. And you can have Big. I was always an Aidan girl myself. …
omg..ill miss you almost as much as SEXY...i loved your posts throughout the weeks and youre …
Your blog has been the most entertaining of this season and you have captured for so many of us what …
Someone call "To Catch a Predator" and protect Fetus' virginity from the loonies, please.
ive been reading you all along and i adore the way you write...omg your nicknames for Sexy...are …
ok, first my pretend boyfriend cried, and now you've got ME all teary eyed. What the frak is wrong …
Don't cry, Scarlett...he WAS phenomenal. I'm heading to YouTube (in between Power Gizmoing here in …
Bitten - you are brilliant! don't go away!!!! PLEEEEAZE....keep blogging about DC!!! He is hotter …
Bitten, yours is the funniest blog I've ever read. I hope you'll do something with your …
The Talented Mr. Cook has more class in his pinky than that frankenstein-haired, nasty, money-soaked …
I have been teary eyed all night.....I mean seriously who thinks squinty won the night?....I …
This is fantastic. I want a Cookjob! I'm with you Scarlett, DC was still incredible...just maybe …
Insanely funny!!!... and sad at the same time. Funny because I will be forced to use the phrase …
I'll start and you can catch up once the real competition gets under way. You know there will be two …
Wow, Bitten - Love this! Wish I had been reading all along. You're great. I feel forlorn. Judges …
Aww Dear Bitten, I must confess that I have been an avid lurker.... AND I have fallen in love W/ you …
I'll miss your blogs. You're very funny. Thanks for making me laugh.
Man, you are mental! Call your therapist. Get that prescription refilled quickly! You need help! …
Well, I am back with Big now... so I guess he can do whatever he wants with any janky skanky ghetto …
To all you cook loonies I hope your fingers are numb from diailing all night and you said to all the …
Awww Bitten, I'm going to miss you!!! Love, CHICKIE!!
Bitten is not Bitten without the potty mouth.
Yuck. Kimberly Caldwell is so greasy looking. Dear me.
This is the funniest blog I've ever read! I laughed out loud! And you're absolutely right, Bitten. …
Bitten...we must carry on. Shall we recap Nigel Lythgo's other moneymaker -- So You Think You Can …
From an adoring lurker...you will be sorely missed. But then unless Mr Cook wins tomorrow - I will …
Thanks for the recap, Oh Great Queen, and thanks for bringing TheDen together. It's been a blast! …
Wow, bitten, you really had a following, didn't you? Thanks for brining us together, thanks for …
Bitten, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU!! After Cookelicous you were the BEST thing about IDOL …
From an adoring lurker...you have made this journey truly memorable. You made me laugh - made me cry …
BITTEN!!!!! You MUST write about the WIN!!!!!!! Puh-leeeeeazzzzze!!!!!!!!!! We NEED you now in our …
sorry for the duplicate.. I am VOTING and having computer issues at the same time and typing and …
Collin, I am seriously considering blogging SYTYCD... I may sit this week out though (and maybe the …
Bitten, I have to say that I have REALLY enjoyed your articles. I also have to say that I wish you …
Dear Bitten....I dont know if you are watching Idol Tonight but DC just asked Kimberley Caldwell out …
There is something that looks suspiciously like a final recap in my blog, called "This is Not a …
Collin, you took the words right outta my potty mouth.
Dude...dudette...even Jason is OVER this by now. Let it go. lol
i was outside the Nokia theater yesterday, before the big David vs. David showdown - i do a daily …
Jason??? Really? Do you have ears??? DC is incredible!!!
Jason? Really? Did you watch this season? Even he didn't wan to win this thing - he completely …
Jason was even over himself, but the time he left. C'mon, seriously. Are you inferring that Jason …
hey, seahawks08, kinda makes you wish you could go back and press "undo" Huh?
I like Dave's little number doing the Risky Business scene. Can i see that again? I'm so relieved he …
I think your summary is right on target! I thought David A. did great, but my redial finger, heart …
Love your writing! Would like to see more... This pretty much sums up exactly my thoughts, right …
David Cook IS the next American Idol. Has been for weeks...let's just give it to him tonight, OK? …
I think your summary is right on target. Although I have to admit David A. had a great night, my …
funny article. your last 2 paragraphs sum it up nicely though. and don't worry, if dialidol …
BS - Good Read all through. I too was a Virgin Voter, but I was glad to give it away to David …
I got in 1200 votes last night between the GoPhone and my landline. According to my expert analysis …
I can't help but hold back a laugh whenever i come across "...the fetus..." :D it's funny. …
Great article! I'm a nervous wreck but at least I am laughing. The fetus...too funny! I'm going …
David Cook is the entire package and they were much too hard on him. It's all about ratings and …
OMG...were you in my head last night OR WHAT? You summed it up perfectly. I never got the DA …
uhm... that would be TOO SHORT... that's what voting for 4 solid hours does.... my brain is still in …
David Cook is the AI!!! I would never buy DA's CD so I hope DC's fans all came through bc I know i …
da's got a good voice but come on more blech cry me a river ballads then i can handle DC= orginality …
Great great summation Boots! You were in our heads last night too...and don't worry about all the …
Woody Jo - You sound like one of those peeps who looks for things to be offended by. You need to …
The funny thing about "Dream Big" is that it could be Hannah Montana singing it! …
I love this article. The fetus. This song blows. This song also blows. Its a masterpiece! Right up …
I'm not sure i understand why you can vote more than once on American Idol. It would be interesting …
Archie may win the title. Hey, the kid IS talented, but he's far from a real musician. When the AI …
I have to reiterate everything all of you have said. Including, I believe, that DC was thrown way …
Thanks for summing up my feelings so perfectly. There is a battle going on inside me ... I want him …
OMG! You are so hilarious, clever and truthful at the same time. I agree with you 100%
according to dialidol, it's cookie in a landslide!!
Thank you for that well-written gut-splitting article. Now I feel better (I'm still laughing.) We …
Even still the media is trying to spin David A as the winner... AP story (which is on all the major …
David Archuleta had a great final night, but the prediction markets still have David Cook as the …
Wow, you must be really smart because you put all my thoughts into words. You, of course, wrote with …
You are ABSOLUTELY right and an amazing writer! I agree with everything you say and thought that I …
Ahh, BSinBoots, I feel I owe you money or something for this post-idol debriefing... I just find …
ooops sorry for the double post!
I know David A had game last night. Bravo to him. But, of course I want Cookie to win, becuase I …
Archleta had a great night, but the prediction markets are still calling that David Cook will walk …
I love this article. Fetus. This song blows. This song also blows. The is as clever as Rickey's …
Cook is a good guy and a good performer, but David Archuleta was the winner going away in the …
Pretty good summary. And I agree with your conclusions. I haven't seen Archuleta called The Fetus …
Great recap!! You are funny and smart and it's great to read your stuff. For those of you who are …
I totally agree! DA is a talent, for sure, but DC is truly something special. I will buy his music. …
Michael, I really enjoyed your commentary all season long. I looked forward to your videos …
And was it only me that noticed that last night Randy said something about the performances of …
David Cook Goes the Distance
I feel like I just ran a marathon...4 hours of dialing and texting. Two… Read
GET OUT THE MOUSE EARS
David Cook: You've Been Bitten! Grrr
Cue the Choir, it’s time for the American… Read
Tickle Me Archuleta KO's Cookie In Three
The corniness factor was off the scale tonight as David Archuleta and David… Read