David Cookieyummmmmmy!

H3LL to the DCFTMFGDW YEAH!

This is for my Gurlz in TheDen: My low-down on the top 2.5:

Fetus#1 - should have sung the entire thing a capella. Nice, but I agree with Simon - predictable. One note, boring. Was that a leather Member's Only jacket??

SySy#1 - the seaweed in the pit needs to be cut. She sounded great. I'm loving her more each week. But why give her a song where it would be hard to NOT sound like the original.... ?

Cook#1 - OMFG!!!! HOLYFRAK! (I think he just won AI with that - mah MAN says that would be the worst thing ever for his career.) Out of the PARK!!!! YES YES YES! (think Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally.) iTunes here I come! download download download!! What the h3ll is wrong with Randy?

Fetus#2 - uhm, no. whatwashethinking? That wasn't good, that was disturbing, and I refuse to drink the ArchieKoolaid! What the h3ll is wrong with Randy?

SySy#2- Loved IT! Loved the chair, (was afraid for a moment she might do a Fossie-straddle in that dress, but instead just gave great back). Wonderful back lighting! Loved the Jelly Roll Morton feel to the whole thing. What the h3ll is wrong with Randy?

Cook#2 - Good - not as good as the first song, but then the song itself wasn't as good. What the hell is wrong with Randy?

fetus#3 - whatweretheproducersthinking? or do they WANT him to go away? Dear departed Dan was the only person who should EVER be allowed to sing that song. Dear gods help me. Randy's blood sugar seemed to be stabilizing on that one.

SySy#3 - Love the song, love her, love that the producers picked it for her. (Pace seemed a little slow.) What the h3ll is wrong with Randy?

Cook#3 - H3LLZYEAH. What the h3ll is wrong with Randy???????? He wanted David to "ROCK IT" and when he does..."Ah Dawg not for me, it was just okay...blah blah blah.." whatevAH. I think he needs to adjust his insulin meds since he's obviously OD'd on the Archuleta Treacle Factory and it's now affecting his brain.

Here's to mi amigas with the Cougars 4 Cook sign! oh yeah.

Funny story: Mah MAN got a cool bonus from work so we upgraded to HD. He got kicked out of Best Buy because he was caught in a bait and switch. HD plasma on sale for $699 "available in most stores" but when he went in, it wasn't. In fact, it was in zero stores, and only available to be delivered for $80.
Mah MAN: "SO BASICALLY THIS IS A CLASSIC BAIT & SWITCH! I CAN'T PAY FOR THIS NOW, AND HAVE YOU SHIP IT TO THE STORE SO I CAN PICK THIS UP? I CAN ONLY HAVE IT IF I GIVE YOU ANOTHER $80????"
Best Buy Manager: "Sir, we have to insist you leave the premises."

So he ordered (a better one) one from one of his vendors that is for professional installation only (can't buy it retail - there's no speakers - so it's got to be hooked up to a sound system) and we got it yesterday - so it was pretty amazing watching AI on HD. David Cook has amazing green eyes! Le pant, le puff, le sigh, le purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......