I knew something had been missing for the past four months. Was it the great love of my life? Vitamin D? Not sleeping on Monday or Tuesday nights? No! It was Tom Bergeron shouting such ridiculous warnings as ''Hang on to your sequins, because the ballroom's about to explode!'' into my living room.
Dancing With The Stars - Week 1
Allrighty then,
I was busy pickling my liver for… Read