Disappearing Act

It's not an illusion: Penn Jillette has officially disappeared from 'Dancing With the Stars'. America no longer has to suffer through an increasingly one-sided running joke about his huge feet. He would not stop talking about those feet! He would also not stop talking, ever. I don't think anyone will miss Penn's dancing (or attend his and Kym's proposed parking-lot exhibitions, unless Teller joins in and it's all magic, no dancing, yes concession stand), but I will miss waiting with bated breath to see which trick Penn would pull out while dancing. What? I'm trying to be nice! Monday night's tie-as-erection was very convincing! ...
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