HOT MESS!!!!

It's that time again... and the theme of this week was HOT MESS!!!!!

My Top Ten:

1. Jason and Edyta were good. She was very sexy. I think my problem with Jason is that his foot work isn't that good, its slow. His upper body rocks, but his feet don't do that much. I liked Edita's dive onto him at the end, she's so good at her little stunts.

2. Jason needs to step up the SPARKLE!!!!!!

3. Is Shannon still married? If she is she is having an affair, clearly!!! They love each other.

4. I loved loved LOVED E and Derek's dance. I liked the flowyness of it, I liked some of the specific moves. LOVED! And Good Sparkle!

5. Now the HOT MESS starts... the Marion was a HOT TRANNY MESS!!! Her dancing + her costume.. gross. I had to stop watching. She needs to be put out of her mystery! NOW!!

6. Hot Tranny mess #2 was Cheryl's dress. AHHHH WTF!!!! I didn't even watch the dance, how could I with the big feathered sleeves. Sparkle good, feathers bad.

7. Marissa looked thinner. Buuut she also looked like her was going to her high school prom. Gross. HOT MESS. She danced well.

8. Kristi was AH-MAZING! The outfit was good, the dance was GREAT. Her foot work was outta this world. I love the Jive. What's Sparkle's score? 10 - 10 - 10!!!!!!!

9. Mario.... UGH. I've been over him. All he does is have sex on the dance floor. Gross. He hardly danced, he just groped her the whole time. GAG!!!

10. The group dance. Two words. HOT and MESS!!!!!!!!!! Everyone was all over the place. The giant line was not hot. I was in band and know what that should have looked like; they were a big ol' hot mess.

Sum it up:

And to sum of the week..... I miss Apolo (and Julianne now). His pose... his posture... his sparkle... and his bandana!!!!