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Well well well… as the weeks go on this gets harder, because the dances are getting better… so there isn’t much to make fun of. But here I go… on to the top 10.

1. Marissa is good now, I’ll give her that. But I don’t ENJOY watching her. She’s not hot… sad but true, sad nut true.

2. I love the waltz, its one of my faves. I wish I could do it… And Cheryl and Cristian’s waltz was all that better because it was to Boyz II Men!!! Cheryl’s dress was beautiful, but I didn’t watch Cristian… just Cheryl. He’s forgettable (unless he hurts himself)

3. Kristi, I loved the sparkles on the umbrella, but she didn’t need the prop. I LOOOOOOVED it when she fell into the dip. AH-MAZING!!!!! However, mark kills me with his facial expressions; he’s like a little guppy.

4. I think I figured out what I do not like about Mario, he is too tall and skinny and lanky. Clearly this week was drag your partner on the ground week. WHOO HOO.

5. I really liked SE’s tango. It was dramatic and fierce. Everything a tango should be. She look beautiful, her dress and hair were perfect. It was exactly what I think of when I think of a tango! She did miss his hat towards the end (looked like she was gonna grab it off his head again) and that spooked her a bit and she messed up a little, but over all I liked it and Derek sure can KICK!

6. I want Edyta’s leg warmers. I think if she wore them all the time they would get automatic 10s!!!! Why was Jason being so goofy?? He looked stupid, and why do the judges have so much paper on that desk? I dunno what was going on… I love the quick step, but Jason is a hot mess.

7.  Marissa needs to straighten her hair. Her hair is a hot mess and a half. The song they danced too should have been Cinderella’s “So This Is Love” ohhh someone needs to waltz to that!!! AHHHH-MAAAAZING!!! She’s good, but she’s not gonna win.

8. Cristian’s arm…. I watched his dance really close and his upper body was pretty stiff the entire dance and you can see at what point it starts to bother him before he stops completely. Although I was devastated for him, you could tell he was really upset…. But I do have to say it was kiiind of amazing when he dropped Cheryl, and I think that wasn’t the whole dance. He didn’t finish, the band stopped when he dropped her. Sucks for him... but he’ll be back.

9. Kristi’s second dance was good, and its hard to say do NOT add any hip hop but we are going to give you a current hot hip hop song to dance to. STUPID. I LOOOVVVEEEDDDD her hair and fringe dress!!! Len needs to join us all in 2008 and stop being an old fooggy. He almost had a heart attack when Bruno and Carrie Ann were dancing all over him LOL.

10. The Paso for the football fans (hmmm very similar to Edyta’s Paso with superman no??) It was ok. I’ve seen better. Jason scared me a little, but I totally wanted Edyta’s little outfit, it had a hood!!!!!!

So I’ve hit 10 and have more to talk about so we have to extend the list for this week (since there were two dances and 6 dancers! So it’s the top 12 this week

11. Shannon’s second dance was awkward. It was a hot mess…. I can’t handle Derek with his open shit. Its just a hot mess.

12. I’m over Mario. The end.

Well that’s it. Who will go home? My money is on Mario or Shannon. I think Cristian’s got sympathy votes. He needs to get of the steroids. This season sucks… so let’s remember the old days with Maks’s top 3 dancers of all the seaons… Mario Lopez, Mel B. and Kristi.

So do you agree with Maks??? Who do you think were the best dancers on the show.. this is what I think...  APOLO!!!!!!