Mean Girls

Hey TVFans, Counteragent here, and I know I'm not the only one who's glad to see the return of S, B, and the rest of our Upper East siders. Looks like things are still rough after the fallout of Blair's bad bedroom behavior, and little J seems to have taken her place in the social circle. Too bad she doesn't have the Benjamins to back that up. I guess an after school job would only draw attention to a lack of finances, huh little J? Let's state the obvious here: 15 year olds don't have the best judgment, so maybe it wasn't little J's fault she stole a Valentino to swap for a Dolce. I wouldn't have known the price difference when I was 15, but then, I wouldn't owe my friends $120 for breakfast either. Nate seems to have figured out how in over her head our Brooklyn babe really is-good thing she has someone who's really in her corner. Hazel and the rest sure are fickle girls--fine with forgiving little J for stealing a dress but not with Blair bedding two boys in one week. Of course, Jenny only screwed over one person, while Blair did two--but this blogger expects little J to even that score sooner rather than later. Could some boyfriend stealing be on the horizon? I can only hope so! And for those keeping score with the B vs. little J battle, it's 2-3. B succeeded in both manipulating Jenny's birthday party into a Brooklyn loft expose full of rice krispie treats and face cake as well as temporarily reclaiming her social circle, but little J started off with dumping yogurt in B's hair (much to the amusement of Nate!) then stranded B alone at Butter and later replaced B at the dinner party. Looks like B might be eating alone for a while. B may be lacking in friends, but at least S tries to be her personal cheerleader. Of course, there's only so much one socialite can do, especially when she has issues of her own. Can't be too nice living with someone who likes to hotbox your bathroom and otherwise torment you--although at least we know it wasn't Chuck sending S all those naughty presents. That culprit would be G, and by the look of fear on S's face, she's one to cause some trouble--enough to make S hit the bottle. Looks like we'll have some problems on the rise-and you know how fun that can be. As for me, my only problem was a complete underuse of Lonely Boy. Sure, there wasn't much for the older Humphrey sib to do besides talk to his sis and have one scene with S, but he's too cute not to be on all the time. You know you love me! XOXO Counteragent