While I was watching this latest episode of Survivor, I had a vision. It was a vision of Joel as a youngster in line at the school cafeteria. He picks up a Grape Nehi soda, only to hear chuckles from behind. ''What?'' he asks a pair of teammates from his Pop Warner football team who are rolling their eyes. ''Dude, Grape Nehi is for losers,'' replies one of the eye rollers. ''Only total weaklings who don't like to kick major ass on an hourly basis drink Grape Nehi.'' Poor Joel. He loves Grape Nehi. He's loved it ever since he caught Radar O'Reilly chugging one on an old rerun of M*A*S*H. But heaven forbid someone think him a weakling, so he puts it back and grabs a Jolt cola instead.
Who asked Joel to play?
This episode of Survivor should have been the most predictable episode yet,… Read