Bonjour, mes amis, bienvenue de nouveau ?? une autre saison des Collines! (Translation: Hello, friends, welcome back to another season of The Hills!) Thought I'd throw in a little fran??ais in honor of our one-episode-long adventure in the City of Lights. Yeah, about that: Am I the only one who thought Paris was going to take up most of this season, or was that just something I hallucinated? I, for one, would've gladly embraced the idea of watching Lauren and Whitney explore a strange city over the next few weeks. Imagine the possibilities: They could've taken up cigarette smoking and given up teeth whitening, or they could've attempted to pull off an art heist in the Louvre. (''No, Whitney,'' Lauren would say. ''Madonna of the Rocks is a painting, not an album title.'')