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Indiana Jones...not as hot as he used to be.
Sunnydale said
Indiana Jones is definitely a raw male oozing charasma. But is he as hot as used to be? That would be a resounding NO. Honestly, ladies...if someone said you could spend the night with Indy from 'Raiders' or Indy from 'Crystal Skull' it wouldn't be a tough choice.
The Counteragent said
The contents of my pants beg to differ.
Sunnydale said
Sure, he's still wicked attractive. But let's say you could pit young Indy against old Indy...I can tell you who would win the fight, young Indy all the way. Why? Because young Indy was a hard bodied treat who knew how to handle a whip. As for the older Indy, even Harrison Ford admitted he was worried the old costume wouldn't fit.
The Counteragent said
I like the idea of an Indy vs. Indy fight way more than I should....but seriously, I'm pretty sure older Indy can still handle a whip, and judging from the teaser trailer he can still kick some butt. Harrison Ford has still got it-of course, this is coming from the girl who watched the Oscars and yelled at the TV when Diablo Cody didn't pull an Adrien Brody on him. God knows I would have!
Sunnydale said
Alright, here are a few things to consider:
1) When Indy first donned the famous fedora in 'Raiders' that was in 1981. Twenty-five years have passed since then and our hero is now 64. (He's older than my father!)
2) I think of museums and what instantly comes to mind is fossils and dinosaurs. (Arguably old and not-so-sexy relics.) But...yes, Indy has a place in the National Museum of American History where fans can see one of the fedoras and jackets he strutted his stuff in during 'Crusade.'
3) Indy is sexy because we all imagine him dripping in sweat with a half open shirt that reveals a great body. He's just gone through a life or death battle but swaggers away with a cocky youthful grin and twinkle in his eye that says, "Hey I do this kind of stuff for fun. And by the way, ladies I can show you a good time." I'm not sure Indy can pull this off in the upcoming flick.
4) Let's face it. If 'Crystal Skull' were the first Indy movie ever made, with no nostalgia to help build excitement for its release (see number 3) a lot of people might cringe and say..."Hmmm...he would've been great for this 25 years ago."
The Counteragent said
1) He may be more than 3 times my age, but he sure doesn't look it!
2) If you limit museums to fossils and dinosaurs, you need to get out more.
3) Indy is sexy not in any way related to his youth but to his pure @sskicking abilities. Did you see the trailer? He beats people up and gets me all hot and bothered doing it!
4) Irrelevant-this movie is being made for purely nostalgic purposes, and without the first three it wouldn't be getting made.
Indy is like a good looking version of Hugh Hefner (never thought I'd be comparing those two...)-no matter how old he gets, lots of women are still going to want to hit that. And he's not even that old, really. I'd still ****-and can you honestly say that given the chance, you wouldn't?
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