Oct52007_957_lg shaggydan wins! shaggydan beat demetrithegreek 14 to 4.

Rachel Ray kind of freaks me out.

Oct52007_957_lg
Record: 11 - 6 - 2
Winner! 14
VS
Mar022007_923_lg
Record: 5 - 8 - 3
Loser 4
shaggydan said

I'm sure she's a wonderful person, but I have yet to get through a full episode of 30 minute meals- and I want to- but somewhere between her preparation of the entree and desert, my spine starts twitching and I HAVE to change the channel.

I'm not saying she's evil, just...a little... creepy.

Maybe it's all that orange.

demetrithegreek said

Creepy? Have you seen the FHM photo shoot?

http://www.rachaelraypictures.com/rachael_ray_pictures/FHM/index.htm

Nothin' creepy about those strawberries!

shaggydan said

I dunno man,
I think they're something creepy about saying 'Nothin' creepy about those strawberries!'
:)

demetrithegreek said

Very perceptive. By "strawberries" I do mean jugs. You're a smart lad. Now, onto the argument. I don't know that I'd call her "creepy." I might call her "nerdy" or "a fan of schtick." Creepy would be if her TV kitchen were decorated with pictures from a children's swim wear catalog. THAT would be creepy.

shaggydan said

Yes, that would be creepy. I'm with you on that. Very creepy indeed. I think what it comes down to is 'degree of perkiness.' I commend anyone for having a naturally positive view of the world, and I know that her bubbly demeanor is what elevated her from cooking show host to household name, but I just can't seem to get past it.

Maybe over time, if I were to watch 30 minute meals over and over again for some extended period of time, I would eventually get used to it, but for the moment, she kind of freaks me out.

demetrithegreek said

Look, I know I'm gonna lose this thing. As I type the score is 12 - 3. So I'll just come out and say it. I want to **** Rachel Ray.

Oct82004_787_lg

It doesn't seem normal for one person to have that much energy--or be able to dice an onion that quickly while giggling. She is a little creepy, but she can definitely cook. Her turkey-meatball and broccoli rabe stoup is now a favorite in my kitchen.

In conclusion: she is a little freaky, but in a good way.

Oct212005_846_lg

She's not creepy, she's spazzy. Totally different. She's attractive, smart and can cook.

Helloooooooo?

Sep292006_899_lg

She makes up stupid words like "EVOO" and calls sandwiches "sammies." Freaks. Me. Out.

Apr182008_987_lg

I was a better cook when I was 13, and I don't feel the need to invent words and shout all the time. Who the hell says "delish!" anyway?

Feb42005_804_805b_lg

I heard she stood in for some of the Joker scenes that Ledger wasn't able to complete in the new Batman flick. Good lookin' out Rach!

Oct212005_846_lg

Right. Because girls aren't crazy to begin with? Riiiiiiight.

Jan132006_858_lg

She's supposedly a complete jerk in real life off camera. The whole thing is just an act. Yeah, who DOES say "delish"?!

Apr152005_815_lg

I don't think it is normal for someone to be that happy all the time. I can't watch anything with her in it. MadTV did a really funny spoof of her when she supposed to spend only a certain amount of money. She gets a cheap meal but expensive drinks.

Oct52007_957_lg

wow, demetri taking things to another level.

Mar022007_923_lg

Just telling it like it is, Dan.

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