scarsandstories8  03/27/08

I can't believe any person on tvfan.ew.com would pick chuck norris over jack bauer. ...

charinator  03/27/08

Chloe would kick Chuck's butt

hmorsey  03/27/08

Chloe would most definitely destroy Chuck ;)

demetrithegreek  03/27/08

Chuck Norris can throw roundhouse kicks all day, but all Jack needs is one bullet and this fight is over.

charinator  03/27/08

Also. You can't kill Jack Bauer. He's already died 3 or 4 times but he's come out of each and every one of them. He is, quite possibly, godlike

OzzieAlThor  03/27/08

Chuck Norris would win in hand-to-hand combat and when Bauer tried to shoot him he would roundhouse kick the bullet away.

Case closed.

cassidy  03/27/08

have you SEEN jack fight? he's got more training and moves than chuck norris could dream of. not to mention....jack can handle anything you give him...he has been tortured by the chinese for months. bring it on! chuck norris would run away crying

OzzieAlThor  03/27/08

Yeah, but Chuck Norris survived multiple years of having the dude from Matlock as his partner. That's survival skills right there.

t3hdow  03/27/08

You don't need Jack to beat Chuck Norris. That would be overkill. Just bring in Tony to do it, who's officially turned into a superhuman terminator. A gunshot to the neck? He's back to work in a matter of hours. A car explosion? Same deal. Lethal injection? It was a ploy for Jack to take out Henderson instead, because he KNEW Jack wanted him dead badly.

RobGrizzly  03/28/08

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his own father did