Oh my. Someone nearly as in love as me. It's a close call, Bitten, between you and me. I, just like you, hooked on David from the beginning, then he went and got smokin hot on my **** and I am complete, thorough, screaming, shrieking, already-married-and-46-year-old. And not caring one single bit. Husband laughs at the crush but he should BE WARNED. This is real. I would love to talk to the ex's and then slap them for dissing my lover. I haven't felt like this seriously since I was 10 and David Cassidy made me toxic-ill from love.

About: Pour Some Sugar on David Cook... Grrrr

Bitten is such a **** good writer that I can't even try to give her a run for her money. Thanks to her, I have been dreaming of pouring sugar on David Cook all day today and got NOTHING done, and it's a slow real estate market already! Damn, let me have my love in with the guy and get it freaking over with. Then there's the bit about my husband -- he laughs nervously at the crush, and he's hot himself -- but red hot suns David has got me out of my mind.

About: Bitten Says: No Country for Sexy David Cook